His Weary Bear

His Weary Bear always had with them a hat that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a hat having that done to it

His Weary Bear desperately looked for a mug that they would often worship. It might have been a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

His Weary Bear desired a lava lamp to put on his head. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Bear often carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

His Weary Bear desperately looked for a can of Tango to drop. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

His Weary Bear looked for a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. It was an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.