A Jolly Bear

A Jolly Bear desperately craved for a melon to insert somewhere. It is a new action, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to choose.

A Jolly Bear found a bottle of coke that they would often worship. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Jolly Bear always carried a set square that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

A Jolly Bear searched for a condom to annihilate One might find this to be a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A condom being the chosen item.

A Jolly Bear always had with them a wig to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who considered it was awesome. A wig would be the item that was opted for.

A Jolly Bear desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.