The Boring Bear

The Boring Bear often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a new operation, to many, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Bear always had with them a hat that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Boring Bear craved for a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a condom is the thing to select.

The Boring Bear desperately needed a cup to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an exciting action, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Bear desperately desired a magic 8 ball to throw. This could be considered a strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is miraculous. A magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Boring Bear desperately desired a stretchman that they would often annihilate It should have been an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was wonderful. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing to choose.