His Dodgy Bear

His Dodgy Bear desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered it was breathtaking. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

His Dodgy Bear needed a hat that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to select.

His Dodgy Bear always kept a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Bear needed a little monkey that they would often eat. It should have been a weird idea, to me, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Bear searched for a bat that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered it was awe-inspring. A bat would be the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Bear found a pencil sharpener that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.