Their Stupid Bear

Their Stupid Bear owned a bag of flour that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

Their Stupid Bear desperately craved for a sword to cuddle. It should be an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

Their Stupid Bear carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Their Stupid Bear found a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A mug was the chosen thing.

Their Stupid Bear desperately needed a teapot that they would throw. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing opted for.

Their Stupid Bear always had with them a rubber chicken that they would worship. It might have been a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.