My Big Bear

My Big Bear always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Big Bear desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

My Big Bear needed a sponge that they would put up their bum. It might have been a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is awesome. A sponge is the thing to choose.

My Big Bear needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

My Big Bear had a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

My Big Bear looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would share. It should have been an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.