The Special Bear

The Special Bear found a sword that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Special Bear had a radiator that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the item opted for.

The Special Bear desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Special Bear owned a pencil sharpener that they would often sleep with. This seems an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Special Bear often carried a dildo that they would put up their bum. This seems to be an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Special Bear craved for a cup to eat. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was wonderous. Honestly, a cup is the thing to opt for.