My Depressed Bear

My Depressed Bear desperately wanted a pen that they would often break. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

My Depressed Bear needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

My Depressed Bear owned a chocolate bar to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

My Depressed Bear craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

My Depressed Bear found a painting of a melon that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

My Depressed Bear craved for a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. It is a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.