The Horny Bear

The Horny Bear searched for a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Horny Bear desperately searched for a ball that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to choose.

The Horny Bear desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Bear always had with them a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to you, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Bear craved for a ball that they liked to share. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to choose.

The Horny Bear always carried a tomato that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato was the chosen thing.