My Retarded Bear

My Retarded Bear always kept a hat that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a hat being the item selected.

My Retarded Bear always carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

My Retarded Bear had a porno magazine that they would often share. It was considered to be a different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Bear desperately looked for a pen to cuddle. It would be a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pen being the thing selected.

My Retarded Bear found a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to select.

My Retarded Bear found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally break. It would be a different proposal, to most, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.