The Fat Bear

The Fat Bear desperately desired a cheese grater that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Fat Bear desired a pint of beer that they would often demolish. It should have been a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thought it was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Bear needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Fat Bear craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Fat Bear desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes smash. It might be a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Bear desperately craved for a vibrator that they would hug. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.