My Angry Bear

My Angry Bear searched for a wig that they would embrace. It should have been an odd operation, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a wig is the item that was chosen.

My Angry Bear craved for a condom that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

My Angry Bear wanted a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Bear always had with them a toilet brush to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was fun. A toilet brush is the thing to choose.

My Angry Bear carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally break. It was an odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

My Angry Bear desperately searched for a ball that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a different idea, to most, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A ball being the thing opted for.