A Boring Bear

A Boring Bear found a condom to annihilate One might say this is a curious operation, to some, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a condom was the chosen item.

A Boring Bear desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Bear looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was simply life. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

A Boring Bear desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would smash. It is a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

A Boring Bear looked for a sack of potatoes that they would put on his head. It was an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

A Boring Bear desired a can of Tango that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.