The Grumpy Bear

The Grumpy Bear owned a spade that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be out of this world. Honestly, a spade would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Bear needed a vibrator that they would often break. One might say this is an odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Bear desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes break. It is an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. A can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Bear had a sponge that they liked to worship. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Bear desperately craved for a cup that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Bear desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.