Purple Bear

Purple Bear craved for a set of lego that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a set of lego of all things.

Purple Bear desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

Purple Bear always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to select.

Purple Bear desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

Purple Bear desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Purple Bear needed a custard pie that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was sublime. A custard pie was the chosen item.