Their Bum Loving Bear

Their Bum Loving Bear owned a bat that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Bear craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be spectacular. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Bear owned a teapot that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

Their Bum Loving Bear often carried a bag of flour to throw. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

Their Bum Loving Bear desired a lava lamp that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Their Bum Loving Bear always carried a bat that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bat of all things.