A Confused Bear

A Confused Bear always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

A Confused Bear desperately wanted a hat that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

A Confused Bear searched for a sword that they sometimes break. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Bear desperately searched for a spade that they sometimes drop. It might be an unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Bear always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been an unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

A Confused Bear owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.