A Fat Bear

A Fat Bear always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

A Fat Bear often carried a helmet that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was miraculous. A helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Bear carried a CD player that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a CD player is the item to opt for.

A Fat Bear had a pint of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Bear wanted a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A sword would be the item that was opted for.

A Fat Bear needed a wig that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing that was chosen.