The Eccentric Bear

The Eccentric Bear always kept a can of Tango that they sometimes throw. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Bear needed a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a new action, to you, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Bear had a radiator that they liked to demolish. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Bear had a hat that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a hat was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Bear desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Bear desperately needed a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.