Their Purple Bear

Their Purple Bear desperately looked for a crown to sleep with. It was a fairly funny action, to you, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

Their Purple Bear craved for a stretchman that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

Their Purple Bear desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is wonderful. A porno magazine of all things.

Their Purple Bear carried a computer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen item.

Their Purple Bear needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

Their Purple Bear looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.