The Angry Bear

The Angry Bear looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Bear craved for a tomato that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Bear craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Angry Bear desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Bear desired a stapler that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. A stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Bear found a set of lego that they sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.