The Red Bear

The Red Bear desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would hug. It might be a fairly strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

The Red Bear searched for a sword that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a sword being the item opted for.

The Red Bear always kept a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Bear always carried a wig that they would occasionally worship. It was an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. A wig would be the item that was selected.

The Red Bear craved for a pen that they would often worship. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be fun. Strangely, a pen being the thing opted for.

The Red Bear always kept a vibrator that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A vibrator being the item opted for.