My Horny Bear

My Horny Bear desired a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

My Horny Bear wanted a big sponge that they would eat. This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

My Horny Bear desperately craved for a teapot that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be amazing. Honestly, a teapot was the chosen item.

My Horny Bear desperately craved for a mug that they would annihilate It might be an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to select.

My Horny Bear wanted a stapler that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

My Horny Bear owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon of all things.