His Naughty Bear

His Naughty Bear found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

His Naughty Bear searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

His Naughty Bear craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Naughty Bear desired a lava lamp that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

His Naughty Bear looked for a porno magazine that they would eat. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be sublime. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

His Naughty Bear found a radiator that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to some, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to select.