A Boring Bear

A Boring Bear wanted a mug that they would share. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen thing.

A Boring Bear had a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A sponge is the thing to choose.

A Boring Bear desperately craved for a ball that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered an original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a ball would be the chosen thing.

A Boring Bear had a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it

A Boring Bear desperately wanted a wig that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item to select.

A Boring Bear desperately desired a hat that they would play with. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who felt it was exciting. Remarkably, a hat is the item to select.