A Lonely Bear

A Lonely Bear always had with them a melon that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was selected.

A Lonely Bear desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

A Lonely Bear always kept a magic 8 ball that they sometimes hug. It is a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

A Lonely Bear desired a dildo to insert somewhere. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

A Lonely Bear desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Bear desperately needed a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bat was the chosen item.