Her Dodgy Bear

Her Dodgy Bear owned a spade that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Bear owned a condom that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a condom is the item to opt for.

Her Dodgy Bear often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Her Dodgy Bear always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was simply life. A sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Her Dodgy Bear desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.

Her Dodgy Bear needed a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.