The Dodgy Bear

The Dodgy Bear desperately searched for a bottle of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a new thought, to some, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Bear had a crown that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a strange thought, to many, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Bear wanted a spade that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Bear desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Bear always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Dodgy Bear always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.