His Crazy Bear

His Crazy Bear always had with them a hat that they would annihilate One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was chosen.

His Crazy Bear desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

His Crazy Bear desperately needed a CD player that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to choose.

His Crazy Bear wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

His Crazy Bear desperately searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item to choose.

His Crazy Bear often carried a mug that they liked to demolish. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.