A Curious Bear

A Curious Bear carried a pint of beer to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to you, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

A Curious Bear craved for a hat that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Bear had a custard pie that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

A Curious Bear desperately wanted a condom that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a strange thought, to you, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Bear desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

A Curious Bear desired a hat that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a hat would be the item chosen.