The Stupid Bear

The Stupid Bear desperately craved for a vibrator to smash. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to many, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be epic. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Bear wanted a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Bear always had with them a pint of beer that they would often hug. It should have been a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Stupid Bear had a Harry Potter wand to break. It might have been a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Bear carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Bear wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.