The Angry Bear

The Angry Bear found a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Bear desperately needed a stapler that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was simply life. A stapler being the item opted for.

The Angry Bear desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to embrace. It should be an original thought, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Bear desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Angry Bear desperately looked for a painting of a melon to cuddle. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to most, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Bear wanted a set of lego that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.