Fucking Bear

Fucking Bear wanted a sword to experiment on. It would have been a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sword was the chosen item.

Fucking Bear desperately searched for a big sponge to experiment on. One might say this is a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Bear needed a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a dildo being the item selected.

Fucking Bear always carried a bag of flour to worship. It was considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Bear, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Bear searched for a mug that they would often share. It is an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a mug is the item to choose.

Fucking Bear carried a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.