The Retarded Bear

The Retarded Bear owned a sponge that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Bear wanted a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sword being the thing selected.

The Retarded Bear always kept a porno magazine that they sometimes share. It should be a weird proposal, to most, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was stunning. A porno magazine is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Bear desperately searched for a sponge that they would throw. It is considered to be a curious thought, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen item.

The Retarded Bear owned a painting of a melon that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Bear always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. It was an astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie being the item opted for.