The Crazy Bear

The Crazy Bear owned a set square that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Bear looked for a ball that they liked to share. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Crazy Bear desperately craved for a set of lego that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a somewhat surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the item selected.

The Crazy Bear desperately desired a helmet that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Bear desired a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

The Crazy Bear looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.