The Troubled Bear

The Troubled Bear always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. It might be an extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Troubled Bear often carried a pen that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Bear desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Bear found a spade that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was fun. A spade is the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Bear desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Bear always carried a pen that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A pen is the thing to select.