My Tired Bear

My Tired Bear always kept a magic 8 ball that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

My Tired Bear carried a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a crown having that done to it

My Tired Bear desperately craved for a ball that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Tired Bear found a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

My Tired Bear found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be an original proposal, to many, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was epic. A bottle of beer of all things.

My Tired Bear had a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.