A Fucking Bear

A Fucking Bear desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would play with. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was stunning. A magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Bear always kept a radiator that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Bear carried a rubber chicken to share. This seems to be a fairly exciting idea, to you, but not to the Bear, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

A Fucking Bear found a hat that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the item selected.

A Fucking Bear desperately desired a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly new operation, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Bear desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be stunning. A bottle of coke is the thing to choose.