His Troubled Bird

His Troubled Bird desired a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

His Troubled Bird always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a new operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

His Troubled Bird often carried a stapler that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen thing.

His Troubled Bird found a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bag of flour of all things.

His Troubled Bird craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Bird owned a dildo to eat. It is a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.