My Angry Bird

My Angry Bird desperately looked for a set of lego that they would smash. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Bird craved for a tomato that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a tomato of all things.

My Angry Bird desperately searched for a bottle of beer to worship. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Angry Bird looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

My Angry Bird desperately searched for a rubber johnny to sleep with. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

My Angry Bird always carried a CD player that they would often annihilate This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.