My Stupid Bird

My Stupid Bird desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to select.

My Stupid Bird wanted a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was sublime. A painting of a melon of all things.

My Stupid Bird desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

My Stupid Bird always had with them a pen that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a pen is the item to select.

My Stupid Bird searched for a cucumber that they would often annihilate One might say this is a strange activity, to many, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to select.

My Stupid Bird found a dildo that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen item.