His Green Bird

His Green Bird searched for a can of coke that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Green Bird searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

His Green Bird owned a CD player that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

His Green Bird searched for a set of lego to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

His Green Bird searched for a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

His Green Bird desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to select.