My Nervous Bird

My Nervous Bird looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who feels it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

My Nervous Bird craved for a pencil sharpener that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Bird desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Bird desperately craved for a spade to hug. This seems a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Bird owned a wig that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a wig was the chosen thing.

My Nervous Bird desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is fun. A porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.