The Scary Bird

The Scary Bird found a melon that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Scary Bird always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Bird, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Scary Bird searched for a stapler that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Bird desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Bird had a rubber johnny that they would often put up their bum. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to some, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was fun. A rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Scary Bird always carried a cucumber that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.