A Grumpy Bird

A Grumpy Bird desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who thought it was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Bird looked for a vibrator that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Bird wanted a bat that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a bat would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Bird always had with them a set square that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who considered it was epic. Honestly, a set square is the thing to select.

A Grumpy Bird owned a pint of cider that they would experiment on. This seems to be a new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider having that done to it

A Grumpy Bird always had with them a set of lego that they sometimes play with. It should be a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to select.