The Boring Bird

The Boring Bird looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Boring Bird looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. It was a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Bird desperately desired a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Bird always had with them a bat that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Bird had a toilet brush that they sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Bird owned a big sponge that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.