The Naughty Bird

The Naughty Bird desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to put on his head. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Bird desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to cuddle. It was a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. A painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Bird desired a painting of a melon that they would often experiment on. It should be a new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Bird always carried a cup that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup is the item to select.

The Naughty Bird craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Bird looked for a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.