His Square Bird

His Square Bird desired a bottle of coke that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

His Square Bird always had with them a custard pie that they would sit and look at. It should have been a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

His Square Bird often carried a cucumber that they liked to sit and look at. It was a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

His Square Bird had a pencil sharpener to break. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be miraculous. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

His Square Bird wanted a pen that they would experiment on. One might say this is a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

His Square Bird desperately searched for a piece of paper to sit and look at. It should be a surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.