His Crazy Bird

His Crazy Bird desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen item.

His Crazy Bird always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

His Crazy Bird always carried a teapot that they would often embrace. It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to select.

His Crazy Bird needed a cup that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cup being the item selected.

His Crazy Bird desired a bat that they would experiment on. This seems a funny activity, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A bat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Crazy Bird needed a cucumber that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.