Her Eccentric Bird

Her Eccentric Bird desperately looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Bird desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Her Eccentric Bird found a cheese grater to share. It would have been a weird thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Her Eccentric Bird carried a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Bird desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Bird desperately looked for a spade that they liked to share. It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a spade being the thing selected.